March 2012
92 posts
i don't get why
people think I want to see all of the pictures they’ve taken of themselves. alone. in their room with their webcam or in the bathroom with their phone. or why I don’t want to listen to them talk about how great, beautiful, and attractive they are. you might actually be something great if you shut up and let me figure that out for myself.
February 2012
322 posts
secret life of a chocolate addict
there is a WALL of chocolate in the UUC food store. every day I go in and try a new one. today I chose the LION bar. such a delicious roar.
(I have the coolest friends.)
no, you're right
I didn’t want to talk to you either. It’s not like we’re friends.
Good to see that you're still a spiteful little...
ugh.
I’ve never liked living anywhere as much as I love it here.
I’ve never wanted to go home as much as you make me want to go home.
I have too many contradicting thoughts.
how am I supposed to focus on anything when all I can think about is you.
oh, you make me nauseous.
secret diary of a call girl
this is my show.
the good thing about 3 hour classes
you can show up an hour late have only missed a third of the notes. WOOO
If Common Sense Was Used in Government and the...
Citizen: I don't believe in abortion.
Government: Then don't get one.
Citizen: I don't believe in birth control.
Government: You don't have to use it.
Citizen: I think gay marriage is a sin.
Government: Don't marry the same sex then.
Citizen: I want my kids to learn about creationism.
Government: Take them to church.
CANDLELIGHT
Down deep in the heart of each Alpha Chi girl Is the dream of a love that is true. He’s loving and kind and he’ll always be faithful And somewhere he’s waiting for you. You’ll dream and you’ll plan; Then someday he will come And he’ll make all your dreams live anew. He’ll share each trouble, make every joy double. My Alpha Chi Sweetheart is true.
1 month down. 3 more to go.
I love Ireland more than life. I just need you around, too.
don't say it doesn't matter 'cause it's gonna...
I can’t be alone with you.
oh god, is this real life?
what is happening to my brain? I hate everything. not everything. a lot of things. GET OUT OF MY HEAD, DUMB THOUGHTS.
Always text her back, she gets really frustrated...
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO DO
flustered. frustrated. meh.
cool new werewolf show
yesss
American foods that I NEED:
barbecue potato chips, any brand
macaroni and cheese (I would even settle for the Kraft kind that you have to use milk and butter)
SWEET TEA
cupcakes
fudgy brownies
frosting of any form
COUNTRY HAM BISCUIT
anything from Biscuitville, really
anything from Kobe of Japan
anything from Maxie B’s, preferably apple cake but I’m past the point of being picky
chicken pot pie
...
I just wanna be Ja Rule and Ashanti for Halloween
but Braxton said no one will know who we are. Ughh.
Kourtney Kardashian: I'm just saying, a little discretion goes a long way.
Scott Disick: I agree. But you already know what goes a long way, and that's my genitalia.
